54 Fight! Fight! Fight!

When Dad brought home two pairs of ancient boxing gloves, what were me and Dave supposed to do with them? Fight of course, despite Mam’s misgivings and despite them looking ridiculous on our puny arms. For weeks we bashed each other around the living room and for weeks our fights ended when Dave got a nose bleed, much to Mam’s consternation. Though there were times when Dave got on top, these moments were rare. They were also very brief as when my extra height and reach couldn’t turn the tide, a well aimed ponk on the nose did. Only once did Dave get the better of me, when he ignored our rule of never hitting someone trapped against the wall to throw a right hander to my left ear that simultaneously banged my right ear against the corner of the window alcove. And did I yelp. From thereon it was back to ponking him on the hooter but after a nose bleed too many, Mam put her foot down. The boxing gloves disappeared, never to be seen again.




Apart from the time I punched Ian Newman in teeth, which was totally unintentional; I never got into a fight at school. After school though, was a different story and strangely, they all occurred in my final year at Twydall Juniors. A fight with classmate Kim Erswell, arranged after school on the grass triangle at the top of Preston Way, (the customary battleground for Twydall boys), was a wrestle and throw affair with few punches thrown. Though I picked him up and body slammed him at one point, Kim gave as good as he got. A draw, said onlookers when the fight was over, but deep down I believed Kimble had the better of it. (Kimble, as we sometimes called Kim, was the main character in TV’s The Fugitive.)

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On Milsted Road, on the way home from school one afternoon, I was close to turning into Crundale Road when someone pounced on me from behind and put me in a headlock. In response, I broke free and flung my assailant into the nearest hedge, and saw it was Charlie Elliot. He and I were in the same year at school, albeit in different streams. He was also a neighbour of mine on Crundale Road and though I’d never seen him as a friend; I’d never seen him as an enemy either, until then. But even as I was in the process of giving him a thumping, I heard a motorbike pulling up.

‘Go on Ger, I saw what happened. Go on, give him another!’

Dad, on his way home from work, had seen it all and Charlie got a bigger thumping because of it.  




A day or two later I was on my way home from school once more when I spotted Charlie and his mate Robert Heath mooching about on Milsted Road. As they were more or less outside Robert’s home the situation could have been perfectly innocent but something was afoot, I sensed, as I passed the shifty looking pair. Robert’s foot, to be precise, as moments later, he connected with a flying drop kick that sent me sprawling across the pavement. The stance he took as I got up challenged me to have a go but a glance around made me think twice. Other Milsted Road boys were looking on and watching with interest, Paul Prickett for one. And there was Charlie, of course, on standby. Realising it could only end badly for me, I went on my way, happy to call it quits. Strangely, the entire incident passed without a word being spoken.

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My last fight was with Kevin, of all people, in our final days at Twydall Juniors. The reasons for the fight are long forgotten, but once it was agreed, there was no turning back. Kevin vetoed the idea of fighting on the grass at the top of Preston Way, in favour of his back garden. As the combatants weren’t speaking to each other this was agreed through mediators, as were certain rules, such as no kicking and no hitting someone on the ground; rules that were well established by the time half the boys in 4/2 had marched down Sturry Way to Kevin's back garden on Waltham Road. Roared on by our classmates and with the lady next door cheering over the fence for Kevin, battle commenced. In a fight that was swift and brutal, I dropped to one knee from a succession of clubbing blows to the head. One more punch ended it. In barely thirty seconds I’d been beaten into submission in a manner that ended my fighting days for good. The timing of it made it worse, as stubbornness on both sides and the beginning of a long summer break closed the door on any chance of an early reconciliation.

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