28 Good Old Miss Bayes

The smell of privet blossom on Preston Way meant summer was here. Almost every house on that walkway was fronted by privets, producing an intoxicating scent that brightened the trudge to and from school.

On Sturry Way, a gap in the fence around the Twydall Baptist Church provided a handy short cut for kids going home from school via Milsted Road and Begonia Avenue.



(The well trodden path they made is clearly visible in this aerial photo)


It was on Sturry Way that I first spotted a ‘Vote for ML’ slogan chalked on the pavement.

‘What does it mean?’ I asked nobody in particular when I saw it again on Milsted Road.

‘Vote for Magnus; Labour’ I was kindly informed by a passing girl.

Though my curiosity was satisfied, the answer was disappointing.


Of greater interest to me were the Fred Flintstone pavement drawings that appeared around that same time. They weren’t just good, they were brilliant and I was delighted to happen upon the artist in action, again on Milsted Road. Robert Heath’s big brother, a giant of a kid, was someone I knew only by sight but the speed at which he chalked a perfect Fred Flintstone was highly impressive.

Some of the older boys were alright. One such character was Stanley Ledger who, despite having a couple of years on me, was much smaller. Stick thin, he wore a matching tweed jacket and short pants that further undermined his age. Stanley – or Popeye as he was often called – was someone I occasionally walked home with and it wasn’t unusual for me to give my feather light companion a piggy back ride down Sturry Way.

At school…

Sunny days meant it was time for outdoor PE lessons and access to the field. Poor Linda Webb didn’t know where to put her hands when the girls lined up near the boys for a PE lesson in the playground. Customary as it was for the girls to do PE in their underwear, it hadn’t gone unnoticed by the male half of the class that on this particular day, Linda was wearing see through knickers. Of course there was much nudging and sniggering, and though it was hard not to have some sympathy for her, I gawped nonetheless. Whether we had a mixed lesson I don’t recall, but I do remember William Hollands, Kim Erswell and Paul Parker always left the rest of us trailing when we boys were instructed to race to the other side of the field and back.


I made a new friend of another older kid, by the railings one lunchtime when – with the help of our Flags of the World cards – we quizzed each other on capital cities. We were then joined by Dave Franks, a friend of my new friend and someone, I presumed, who had just returned to school after going home for dinner. ‘Alright Oslo,’ Dave said as he joined us. As that was the only name I had for my new friend, I never knew him as anything else but Oslo.

Kevin Sullens was another older boy I got on with when I found myself plonked next to him in the canteen. I’d never seen anyone put so much salt on a dinner and when I commented on it, Kevin picked up the salt cellar and lashed on some more. ‘Oh yes, I love my salt’ he said. Wow! Thereafter I knew him only as Salty Sullens.

Fourth year Malcolm Aitkin was someone I looked up to but a fight on the field between him and third year Clive Skinner was disturbing to watch. Malcolm, to his credit, showed a lot of restraint as he repeatedly overpowered and threw his younger opponent to the ground, but Clive just wouldn’t quit and kept going back for more. The longer it went on –without teacher intervention – the more I admired Clive’s guts.


Zulu, a film that captured everyone’s imagination, was the inspiration behind a playground game that escalated beyond anything previously seen. What began with a few boys lining up in two ranks by the railings snowballed when scores of boys then flocked to the top of the playground to form a Zulu army.


‘Ooo-ooo-ooo’ the Zulus bayed, in ceremonial short pants and snake belts, before charging at the hopelessly outnumbered British.

As popular as the game was, the craze had no longevity as the Zulu army had no interest in falling dead on the playground’s abrasive surface, and every interest in giving someone a good stabbing, meaning the British Redcoats were on a hiding to nothing.

‘Argh! Pack it in! I’ve been stabbed four times already.’

Happy days indeed and in class, my second year ended on a high when Miss Bayes awarded me a three shilling book token for the work I’d put into a project on Denmark. Good old Miss Bayes: And good old Arthur Mee’s Children’s Encyclopaedia.


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